A is for Apish (Office). This is where the average Kolkatan goes and spends a day hard(ly) at work. If he is in the Government he will arrive at 10, wipe his forehead till 11, have a tea break at 12, throw around a few files at 12.30, break for lunch at 1, smoke an unfiltered cigarette at 2, break for tea at 3, sleep sitting down at 4 and go home at 5. It's a hard life!

B is for Bhijon. (As in teli-bhijon) For some reason most of the Bengalis don't have good bhijon. In fact in Kolkata most people are wearing spectacles all the time. The effects of this show in the city.

C is for Chappell. This is the Bengali word for the Devil, for the worst form of evil. In the night mothers put their kids to sleep saying 'go to bed, or Chappell will come and take you away.'

D is for Debashish. By an ancient law every fourth Bengali Child has to be named Deba

COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab us se poocha jata:

1. Kahan jaa rahe ho?

3. Kyun Jaa rahe ho?

2. Kiske saath jaa rahe ho?

3. Main bhi chalungi.

4. Wapas kab aaoge?

5. Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo.

6. Mere liye kya laoge?

7. Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana.

8. Pahunch ke phone karna.

9. Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?

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