A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything was checked and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground
In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to a Temple. The Temple & its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.
Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.
The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till
This happened to an American visitor in Madras. In his hotel room he picked up the telephone one night and asked for a 7-up. The switchboard operator answered in his best English, "7-up? Yes, sir." The cold drink never arrived, but the next morning the tourist was woken up punctually at seven o clock.