Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire
A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?
Minister said there will be.
King then ordered his Minister to go around the State search and bring 5 of such Idiots and present to him in the Council.
Minister was awestruck since you can identify brilliant people by conducting some form of competition, but how to identify Idiots. However he goes around the State
Banta and Preeto got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, Preeto immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Banta started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!" "Preeto, Preeto," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept Preeto, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!" "You must tell me what has you so upset....Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, Preeto said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
Santa: What did you think of the second act of the play? Banta : I did not see it . In the programme it said "Second Act- One year later and I could not wait that long
Needing some clothes cleaned in a hurry, a man searched ths small Georgia town in which he was visiting until he found a sign which read:
"Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service."
After explaining his needs, he said, "I'll be back for my suit tomorrow."
"Won't be ready till Saturday," replied the proprietor.
"But I thought you had 24-hour service," the customer protested.
"We do, son," the proprietor said reproachfully. "But we only work eight hours a day. Today's Thursday - eight hours today, eight hours Friday, eight on Saturday. That's 24-hour service."