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The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.

Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.

Remember, when you gotta cuff 'em ..nobody is your friend.

If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.

Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?(if you aren't a shooter, that is the average speed of a 9mm projectile (slug)).

So, you don't know
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Then there was the man whose bread fell and landed buttered side up. He ran straight away to his rabbi to report this deviance from one of the basic rules of the universe.

At first the rabbi would not believe him but finally became convinced that it had happened. However, he did not feel qualified to deal with the question and passed it along to one of the world's leading Talmudic scholars.

After months of waiting, the scholar finally came up with an answer: "The bread must have been buttered on the wrong side."
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An attorney was asked to make a contribution to a worthwhile charity.
His response was, "I guess you hadn't heard, my mother is suffering from a terminal illness and she has medical bills which far exceed her income. My brother is a disabled combat veteran. He is not only blind, but is in a wheelchair and he has to take ten different medicines a day. My sister is the only parent of three children since her husband died without life insurance. She has no college and scrubs
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A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive.
'Why do we have two humps?' asked the son. 'That is so that we can go for days and weeks without water. We can store it in the humps.'
'Why do we have very long eye lashes?'
'That,' he was told, 'is to protect the eyes from the sand in a sand storm.'
'And why do we have bulbous looking feet?'
'That is so that we can travel twice as fast through the desert.'
'Dad,' asked the young camel, 'what the hell are we doing in this zoo?'
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Once Mulla Nasruddin was invited to deliver a sermon. When he got on the pulpit, he asked, "Do you know what I am going to say?"

The audience replied, "No."

So he announced, "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about!" and left.

The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time, when he asked the same question, the people replied yes.

So Nasruddin said, "Well, since
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