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One night, Banta was walking home when a thief jumped on him all of a sudden. Banta and the thief had a terrific tussle. They rolled about on the ground, and Banta put up a tremendous fight until, at last, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then went through Banta s pockets and searched him all over. There was only a 25-paise coin he could lay his hands on. The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Banta why he had bothered to fight so hard just for a 25-paise bit.
"Was that all you wanted?" said Banta,
"I thought you were after the five-hundred rupees Ive got in my shoe!"
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After two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge.
The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?"
"Yes we have, your honor," the foreman responded.
"Would you please pass it to me,"
The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and
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Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor.

They do manage to take one sack each.

After a while they meet again and one asks the other...

Santa: What did you find in your sack?

Banta: Ten lakh Rupees!

Santa: Wow... that's a lot of money!' What did you do with the cash?

Banta: I bought a house. How about your sack?

Santa: It was full of bills.

Banta: And what did you do with them?

Santa: Eh, well... little by little, I'm paying them off...
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Banta: 'Lord, is it is true that to you a thousand years is like a second?'
God: 'Yes, that's true.'
Banta: 'And is it also true that to you a thousand crores is like a paisa?'
God: 'Yes, that's so.'
Banta: 'Then, Lord, could you give me a thousand crores?'
God: 'Yes, in a minute.'
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A man walked into a bank, got in line and when it was his turn he pulled out a gun and robs the bank.

But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me Rob this Bank?"

The customer replies, "Well, yes!"

The bank robber raises his gun, points it at his head and shoots him.

He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, "DID ... YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB... THIS... BANK?"

The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."
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Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon.
The surgeon said: "You are in luck! I am an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours."
So Sam came back in four hours and the surgeon said: "I got done faster than I expected to. John is down at the local pub."
Sam went to the pub and saw John throwing darts.
A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again, and John
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