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The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths. She said to little Johnny, "If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many have you got?"

"Seven," replied Johnny.

"No, Johnny," explained the teacher. "That's not the right answer. Listen. If I give you two apples, then I add another two apples and another two apples after that, how many have you got?"

"Six," replied Johnny.

"That's right," said the teacher. "So, let's try again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many have you got?"

"Seven," replied Johnny.

"Seven!" wailed the teacher. "How do you get seven?"

"Because I've already got one rabbit at home!"
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Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta replied.
The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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Banta joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"You Rascal! Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
Banta shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied Banta put down the phone!
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Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Kol Matlab Nahin Tha. Apne Banta Ko Bulaya Gaya Interview Ke Liye.

Interviewer: Aap Nadi Ke Beech Mein Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Apke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai. Apko Ek Cigarette Jalana Hai, Kaise Jalaoge ???

Banta: Sir Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hain.

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It was late afternoon at the Shopping Mall, crowded with shoppers, when the distraught Banta dashed to a phone and called a cab. Then he stood there outside until the taxi drove up.
"Where to Sir ?" the driver asked.

"Just keep driving around the parking lot." he answered. "I'm afraid I've lost my car again."
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Banta: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

Banta: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

Banta: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Banta: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other
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