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A married lady, visited her elderly parents' home.

When she opened refrigerator, she was shocked to see inside a picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman in two-piece bikini.

Lady: Mom, what's this?

Mom: Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat.

Lady: Is it working?

Mom: Yes and No.

I've lost 8 kilos, but your dad has gained 20...!!!
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Mulla Nasruddin was applying for a job.

"Does the company pay for my hospitalization?" he asked.

"No, you pay for it," the personnel director said. "We take it out of your salary each month."

"The last place I worked, they paid for it," said the Mulla.

"That's unusual," the personnel man said. "How much vacation did you get?"

"Six weeks," replied the Mulla.

"Did you get a bonus?" the personnel man asked.

"Yes," said the Mulla. "Not only that, they gave us an annual bonus, sent us a turkey on Thanksgiving, gave us the use of a company car and threw a big barbecue for us each year."

"Why did you leave?" asked the personnel director.

"They went busted," said Nasruddin.
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RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa: Aag lage is college main.
Papa: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna.
Papa: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR:
Maa: Naukri hi kharab thee.
Papa: Koi baat Nahin
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A blonde went to an electronic shop in anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from whom she bought.

She told the salesman, "You have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop."

Salesman: "Madam, can you please try in front of me."

This is what she did:

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
Salesman fainted....
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The supervisor for the Union of Road Construction Workers called the meeting to order.

"Men - we've agreed on a new deal with the state. We'll no longer have to work FOUR days a week!"

"HOOORAY!!!" the crowd cheered.
"We'll quit work at 4 PM and not 5 PM!"

"HOORAY!!!" the crowd roared.

"We don't have to be in until 11 AM instead of 10 AM!"

"HOORAY!!!" the crowd thundered.

"And now, even though 90% of the roads in the country are in bad shape, we'll only have to work on Wednesdays!!"

Silence.

A voice from the back of the room asks, "You mean, EVERY Wednesday?"
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF' but before she could say... 'F * ck-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.
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