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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking?
Another educational story about parents teaching kids.

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
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Santa and Banta, two sky divers having tired of all the ordinary stunts, decided to set a world record by free falling to within 100 feet of the ground before opening their chutes.

Having jumped from 8000 feet, the two came plummeting toward the earth.

When this altimeter read 100, Banta shouted to Santa, "Now?"

"No, not now!"

"Now?" Banta screamed at 50 feet.

"Not yet!"

"Come on," Banta shrieked, "it's only ten feet!"

"For God's sake, Banta," Santa yelled, "haven't you ever fallen from ten feet before?"
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, our Santa, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later Santa came out of his house again,looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here Santa came again, looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him, "Is something wrong Santa ji?"
To which Santa replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail !!"
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Several weeks after Banta had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you've ever had."
"Well," Banta said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
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'Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga...'


Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya...


Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya.


Usne kaha,"abe kaminey..... woh toh katne ke darr se de diya...... warna main toh Murga hun !!
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Stung by a bee Santa comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain, "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

Doctor: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

Santa: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

Doctor: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."

Santa: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"

Doctor (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."

Santa (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts"

Doctor (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?"

Santa (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
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