At the time of Indo-Pak war in 1971, Pakistan Air Force had just acquired the state of the art Sabre jet from US. The jet had some outstanding technical features which were being explained by a US instructor to some trainee Paksitani pilots. The US instructor explained the aircraft's automatic take off, automatic maneuvring, automatic supersonic acceleration, automatic weapon loading and automatic firing. Eventually, one Pakistani pilot asked, "Sir, How do we land this aircraft?" The US instructor said, "Son, Leave that to the Indian Air Force."
A Columbian, Russian, Arab and a Parsi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors Dinner.
Columbian Drug Lord, "I have loads of money.... I want to buy world's rarest 10 Pens."
Russian, "I am a billionaire... I want to buy the world's 20 antique watches."
Arab Says, "That's nuthin, I am a rich prince... I intend to purchase world's top 50 Antique cars."
Then they wait for the Parsi to speak...
He stirs his Tea, bites into his Bun Maska, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip, leans back with hands on the head and softly says, "I am not Selling."
An Irish man walks into a bar and there's a 7 foot tall Bar Tender there. The Bar Tender punches the Irish Man on the face. The Irish man falls on the floor. He finally get up and says to the Bar Tender, "Listen Mate, was that a joke or were you serious?" The bar tender replies, "I was serious" "You better have been serious, cos I don't like jokes like that".
You must have all heard of ABCDs, ABCDEFs and ABCDEFGs, but have you heard an expansion covering the complete alphabet? Ok, here s the lighter side: An ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat Housed In Jersey Keeping Lotsa Motels Named Omkarnath Patel Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful!!!
A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha, I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our