At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen.
They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses.
As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going
When he reached the pearly gates and knocked, St. Peter asked "Who is it?" Clinton said, "It's me, Bill Clinton." Peter asked, "Have you done anything wrong that I should know about?" Clinton said, "I smoked pot once, but you can't hold it against me because I did not inhale. I was unfaithful to my wife, but you cannot hold it against me because I didn't have sex. I lied, but you can't hold it against me because I didn't commit perjury."
Peter said "Well we are going to send you to a place, but we're not going to call it Hell. You are going to stay there for a while, but we are not going to call it eternity."