In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


1. Agar aap Black Goggles, pistol aur fuddu se Coat mein apna DP set karte hai to aap cool nahi @aapchutiyehain.

2. Mall ke andar shades pehen kar ghoomne wale, jo apne aap aapko dude samajhte hain krupa dhyan de Aap dude nahi @AapChutiyeHain.

3. Daru pi ke har jagah ulti karne wale "experienced" drinker, everybody at the party knows ki @AapChutiyeHain.

4. Agar aap apni crush se uske paanch baar please bolne pe rakhi bandhwane ko tayyar ho jaate
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Girl: Hiiiiii.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: What happened?
Boy: Nothing.
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look soo sad.
Boy: I'll ask you something... and you have to tell me the truth... will you?
Girl: Ok, ask.
Boy: Who is Raj loafer? He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on FB. who is the dumb idiot?
Girl: Please don't say anything about him.
Boy: Is he your ex boyfriend? Are you still in love with him?
Girl
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Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli: Iss bar koi Janwaron ke Doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge??

Pati: Woh Kyon ??

Biwi: Roz Subah Murge ki tarah Jaldi Uthh Jate ho...
Ghode ki tarah Bhag-Bhag ke Office chale Jate ho...
Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...
Lomadi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar report banate ho...
Bandar ki tarah client ke ishare par nachte ho...
Ghar aakar pariwar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho....
Aur fir bhainse ki tarah khaa kar so jate ho...
Insaano ka Doctor tumhe kya theek kar payega !!!!
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Malik, apne aalsi naukar se: Yahan par itne sare machchar goon-goon kar rahen hain, tu in sabko maar de.

Thodi der baad Malik: Oye aalsi kahin ke, maine tujhe machchar maarne ko kaha tha abhi tak tune mare nahin? Woh ab bhi goonn-goon kar rahe hain.

Aalsi naukar: Malik machchar toh maine saare maar diye hain. Yeh toh unki biwiyaan hain jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hain.
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A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?

Boy: It' all yours.

Girl: Can I take some water?

Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.

Girl, thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai?

Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai, jaldi se seat khaali kar, mujhe neend aa rahi hai.
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A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy Hameed!!!!!"

One day Hameed's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!! The mother was shocked
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