In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


The patrol officer stopped a motorist for a traffic violation. Standing outside his expensive foreign car, the red-faced driver frantically waved his hands and jumped up and down.
"I'll have your job for this!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Sir, you wouldn't want my job," replied the unruffled officer as he wrote out the citation. "The hours are long, the pay is low, and you meet some of the nastiest people."
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A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."

The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"

The guy says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."

A few months later, he returns to the bar in
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Pappu: Saala Ye Sab Teacher Logo Ki Mili Bhagat Hoti Hai, Ek Photo Ke 20 Rupaye lagte Hai Aur Hum Logo Se 50-50 Rupaye Liye Ja Rahe Hain. Matlab Ek Bachche Se 30 Rupay Bachayenge Aur Akele Apni Class Mein 60 Bachche Hai, Toh 60*30 Hote Hain 1800 Rupaye. Khuli Loot Macha Rakhi Hai In Logon Ne. Phir Hamare Paiso Se Ye Sab Staff Room Mein Baith Ke Maje Se Samose Khayenge Aur Hum Bachchon Ko Milega Babaji Ka Thullu... Chal bhai Tappu Ghar Chalte Hai, Kal Mummy Se 50 Rupaye Le Kar
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Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.

Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?

Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.

Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.

Girlfriend: Ohhhh... so you don't want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.

Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.
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Seven complicated facts about Women:


1. They believe in saving.


2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.


3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.


4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.


5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.


6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.


7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.


Extremely Complicated!
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