In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Bert took his dog Bernard to the vet.

"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."

The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"

"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.

Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee.

Ladies of 1990s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.

Ladies of 2000:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.

Ladies of 2014:
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?
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Wife: Khana kha liya?

Husband: Khana kha liya?

Wife: Batao na.

Husband: Batao na.

Wife: Pleaseee... batao na.

Husband: Pleaseee..... batao na.

Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

Wife: I Love U!!!

Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine...
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Dad: "I Want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son: "No."

Dad: "But the girl is bill Gates' daughter."

Son: "Ok, I am ready to marry."

Dad Goes to Bill Gates.

Dad: "I want your daughter to marry my son."

Bill Gates: "No"

Dad: "My son is the CEO of The World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Then Ok"

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.

Dad: "Appoint my Son as the CEO of your Bank."

President: "No!"

Dad: "He is Son-In-Law of Bill Gates."

President: "Then Ok!"

This is called Pure Business.
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Santa was caught by police.

Police: How did you kill 20 people?

Santa: Main gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata laga ki brake fail ho gaya hain.

Phir main ne samne dekha toh ek taraf 2 aadmi ja rahe the aur dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi. Ab aap hi batao main gaadi kidhar modta?

Police: Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the. Nuksaan kam hota.

Santa: Exactly. Maine bhi yahi socha tha par woh 2 aadmi meri gaadi dekh kar barat me ghus gaye..!!!
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The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more but have less; we buy more but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences but less time; we have more degrees but less sense; more knowledge but less judgment; more experts but more problems; more medicine but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly,
laugh too little
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