In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


If you purchased Rs 1,00,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 4,900 today.


If you purchased Rs 1,00,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 3,300 today.


If you purchased Rs 1,00,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 0.0 today.


But, if you purchased Rs 1,00,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have Rs. 21,400/- !!!


Imagine, the above said returns is just an addition on top of all the entertainment you got by drinking beer (which is not accountable in terms of money).


Think Smart! Cheers!
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One of the few pontiffs in history with a rich sense of humor, Pope John XXIII once reported to an interviewer that important problems would frequently come to mind in the middle of the night, disturbing his sleep.

Half awake, he'd make a mental note: "I must speak to the pope about that."

"Then," he confessed, "I would be wide awake and remember - I am the pope!"

Once asked by a journalist, "How many people work in the Vatican?" the pontiff pondered the question, giving the impression that he was trying to come up with an accurate estimate.

Then, with a straight face, he answered: "About half."
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One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."

So the man agreed
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A man was standing in a gallery, studying two near-identical pictures by the same artist. Both showed a glass of wine, a basket of bread rolls, a bowl of salad and a plate of smoked salmon.

Yet one painting was priced $150, the other at $125.

So, he asked the gallery owner to explain why one was more expensive than the other.

"It's simple," said the gallery owner, indicating the more expensive painting.

"You get two extra slices of smoked salmon in that one."
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Defferences betwee You and your boss When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative
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Pappu ko hamesha apne papa se daant padti rehti thi kyunki vo studies mein below average tha.

Ek din jab dono ek saath baith kar TV dekh rahe the tab achanak Pappu bola: Papa! Dekhna jab main business karunga na, toh achche achchon ke haath mein katora pakda dunga.

Santa, hairaani se: Achcha!!! Wo kaise?

Pappu haste hua bola: Gol-Gappe bechkar....
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