In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Doctor Raat Ko 3 Baje Toilet Jaane Ke Liye Utha Toh Usne Dekha Ki Toilet Puri Tarah Se Block Ho Gaya Hai.

Usne Apni Biwi Se Kaha: Mai Abhi Plumber Ko Bulata Hun.

Biwi, Hairani Se: Tum Raat Ko 3 Baje Plumber Ko Bulaogey?

Doctor: Haan, Kyon Nahin? Hum Bhi Toh Jaate Hain Raat Mein Agar Koi Mareez Beemaar Ho Jaye Toh.

Usne plumber Ko Call Kiya, Shikayat Ki Aur Usko Raaat Ko Hi Aane Ko Kaha.

Plumber Ne Mana Kiya Aur Kaha Vo Subah
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Vicky, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a jeweller's shop in Connaught Place, Delhi.

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Vicky thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'.'

The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Vicky retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
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Two men are escaping from a Mental Hospital late one moonless night. They get to the roof of the hospital and all they have to do is jump a pretty good distance across to the next building and they are home free. The first man, a psychotic and afraid of nothing, is willing jump. The second man, however, is afraid of the dark, and is seriously considering returning to the hospital to deal with the issue. The first man volunteers to jump across with the flashlight they have brought with them, and then shine the light back across to the second man.
"You can walk across on the beam of light and we will be away."
"You must be crazy," replies the second man, "you ll turn the flashlight off when I m halfway across, and I'll fall!"
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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
Answer: his last battle.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: at the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
Answer: Liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Answer: Marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
Answer: Exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch & dinner.

Q7
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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 100 and that continues for a year. Suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 75.

"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 50.

"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs. 100 every day, then Rs. 75 and now only Rs. 50. What's the problem?"

"Well," the man
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