In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis."
The Pakistani commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One Indian Army soldier is better than fifty Pakistanis."
Furious, the Pakistani commander sends his next best
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At the War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.
One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?"
"Yes, comrades, looks like you will," answers the general.
"And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?" another officer asks.
"The likelihood is that it will be China."
The class
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A young man asked a rich old man: How he made his money ?

The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, The Depth of The Great Depression, I was down to my last nickel. I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 Cents..!

The next day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 apples. I spent the entire day polishing them & sold them for 20 Cents.

I continued this 4 a month, by the end of which I had accumulated a fortune Of $.1.37.

Then my wife's father died & left us 2 Million Dollars...!

MORAL: Hard work is just shit.. Find a chick whose father is rich.
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A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed to three identical birds lined up on the perch.

''How much is the one on the left?'' asked the customer.

''Five hundred dollars,'' said the shop owner.

''Why is it so expensive?''

''Because it knows how to do legal research.''

''What about the one in the middle? How much is that?''

''One thousand dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to write a brief that will win any case.''

''And how much is the third parrot?''

''Five thousands dollars.''

''What can it do that is so special?''

''To be honest, I've never seen him do a damn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner.''
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Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to send for the wife and children. The work kept him very busy, so he never had time to learn to write, but the bank was happy to do business with him, even though his signature consisted of two X's.

He prospered, he opened more stores, the kids were transferred to private schools, the family moved into a fancy house
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A boy's status on FB: Bye Bye Mexico!

Girl 1 comments: Wow! When did you go to Mexico?

Girl 2 comments: Yesterday, you were in Spain.

Girl 3 comments: So touring all Spanish speaking countries.

Boy: Girls, Spain and Mexico have been eliminated from the World Cup.

Girl 4: Don't make me a fool, I Know Spain and Mexico were never part of the World Cup. Even we follow a bit of Cricket!
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