In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A lady had come to a little country town at the time of their big country ball. She was staying with a friend who she was to go with to the ball. The evening of the big night, her friend became sick.

The city woman decided to go any way. Her friend gave her a few pointers about what to expect at the ball. One of the pointers was that the toilets were somewhat different to what she was used to in the city.

When she got to the ball, after a while she needed
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Christian middle school for girls was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirrors leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called several of the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints
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The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
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Wife saw a board outside a shop.
Diwali Offer Ending Today:
Banarsi Saree Rs 10 Only.
Nylon Rs 8 only.

Cotton Saree Rs 5 only.
Excited Wife, to Husband,: Give me Rs 500, I'll buy 50 sarees.
Husband: Beerbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai woh.
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This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment. Not sure if they hired him...

NAME:
Armando Rodriguez...

DESIRED POSITION
Reclining. Ha ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY
$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make
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Santa Police station ja kar kehta hai: Inspector saab, mujhe ek FIR likhwaani hai.

Inspector: Kaun ho tum, kya hua, aur kiske khilaaf FIR karwaani hai?

Santa: Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai.

Inspector: Kaun de raha hai dhamkiyaan tumko, aur kya bol raha hai?

Santa: BSNL wale, kehte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge...!
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