In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for field engineering, I explained that it was before normal business hours, but that I would help if I could.

"What's your job there?" the caller asked me.

"I'm the president," I replied.

There was a pause. Then he said, "I'll call back later. I need to talk to someone who knows something."
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1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.
3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
6. I resolve to back
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Girlfriend: Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means?

Boyfriend: It's 'Nothing'

Girlfriend: Why? Tell me na... please...

Boyfriend: Arre uska matlab 'kuchh nahi' hota hai.

Girlfriend: Bata na bhav kyu kha raha hai?

Boyfriend: Bola to 'kuchh bhi nahi' hota hai.

Girlfriend: Kaminey, akhiri baar poochh rahi hoon, ek word me chup chap answer de...

Boyfriend: Ghanta....

Girl gives him 4-5 tight slaps.

Boyfriend: Mujhe maar ke tujhe kya mila?

Girlfriend: Kuchh nahi.

Boyfriend: Yahi hota hai 'Babaji Ka Thullu'

Girlfriend: Sweetu, pahle nahi bata sakte the?
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Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight.

After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a low voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tightlipped smile, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself.

With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master Chief Petty Officer, United States Navy, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals."
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Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldnt seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, even 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-mind, a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policy.

One day the boss was in a real quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, he called him into the office for a talk.

"Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic
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With the rising prices, tomatoes are the latest to become the butt of jokes online. With the vegetable costing as much as Rs. 70-100 per kg, no wonder people are venting their frustration on social media....

Tomato hits the 100 rupee mark in a week, declared Blockbuster!

There are only two kinds of people in India: One who can afford tomatoes and the others who can't.

Heard a noted politician has deposited 100 kg tomatoes in his Swiss bank account
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