In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation,
"Well what did you name them?"
The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That's a very pretty name!
What did you come up with for my son?"
The brother replied, "Denephew."
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A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture.

The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it is that blind kids can play soccer. "We made a special ball, with a bell in it, so the kids can keep track of where the ball is and what it's doing by listening for it. They're pretty
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You wake face down on the footpath.

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You put on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin forgot your birthday.

The boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.

Your blind date turns out to be your wife.

Your income tax cheque bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your wife says 'Good morning Bill' and your name is Frank!
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Interviewer: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko pradhanmantri bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge???

Pappu: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.

Interviewer: Why???

Pappu: Kyunki 2 minute mein toh sirf Maggi hi ban sakti hai.

Interviewer: Aur agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye toh???

Pappu: Hum 5 saal ke liye pradhanmantri nahin banenge.

Interviewer: Why???

Pappu: Arre mam, itni Maggi kaun khayega?
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A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.

His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield.

A big Army car came up with a General seated in the back.

The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."

The general said, "Drive on!"

The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
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After the opening performance of Arms and the Man in London in 1894, playwright George Bernard Shaw joined the actors on stage to acknowledge a rousing, appreciative ovation.

Amidst the sustained applause, a solitary voice cried out: "Boo! Boo!

Shaw looked in the direction of the voice and said: "I quite agree with you my friend, but what can we two do against a whole houseful of the opposite opinion?"
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