In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.


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A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning.

Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"

The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, "Grandmother? Is that you?"

"Yes granddaughter, it's me."

"It's really, really you, grandmother? the woman repeats.

"Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."

The woman looks puzzled, "You're sure it's you, grandmother?"

"Yes, granddaughter, I'm sure it's me."

The woman pauses a moment, "Grandmother, I have just one question for you."

"Anything, my child."

"Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?"
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A young boy from Pune goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home.

"Pita ji," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad (IIMA) that will teach our dog, Moti, how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his father says. "How do I get Moti in that program?"

"Just send him down here with Rs. 1,00
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Last year in France, Jacque went to his local priest and confessed: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During the Second world War, I hid a Jewish man in my attic."

"That's not a sin,'' said the priest. "It was an act of great kindness."

"But I made him agree to pay me 30 francs for every week he stayed.

"I admit that wasn't particularly charitable," said the priest, "but you did it for a good cause."

"Thank you, Father," said the man. "That's a great relief to me. I have just one more question."

"What's that?''

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?''
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During Exam...
Madam: Why are you so confused..?

Pappu: *Silent*

Madam: Did you forget your pen...?

Pappu: *Silent*

Madam: Forgot roll no...?

Pappu: *Silent*

Madam: Forgot calculator..?

Pappu: Oye chup kar ja maata..!! Yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya, tujhe pen, pencil ki agg lagi hai..!!!
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A couple of old fraternity brothers, Skip and Chip, now in their 40's, would meet after work every week at their country club for a tennis game while their wives, Babs and Poopsy, played golf.

On this particular day, the boys were in the locker room changing out of their business suits into their tennis clothes when Skip removed his shirt. Chip noticed that Skip was wearing a brassiere.

"Ahhh, Skip", said Chip, "if you tell me it's none of my business, I'll respect that, but I'm really curious to know how long you've been wearing a bra."

"Since last Thursday," Skip replied. "That's when Babs found it in my glove compartment."
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