In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Banta ke 4 bachche the. Government ne elaan kiya: Jiske 5 bachche honge usko Rs 2000/ mahina diya jayega...

Banta ne apni biwi se kaha: Mera 1 beta meri girl friend ke pass hai, main usko bhi le ke aata hoon...

Banta jab vapas Ghar aya toh apney 2 bachche gayab...

Banta ne apni biwi se pucha: 2 bachche Kahah hain...???

Biwi: Jis-jis ke the vo le gaye. Tum ne akele ne toh elaan nahi suna tha...
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Three Insurance salesmen were having drinks and boasting about each companies' service.

The first one said, "When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and mailed a check on Wednesday evening."

The second one said, "When one of our insured died without warning on Monday, we learned of it in 2 hours and were able to hand-deliver a check the same evening."

The last salesman said, "That's nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor, in the Sears Tower. One of our insured, who was washing a window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor."
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An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was.

"Madam," said the newspaper employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday edition is not delivered until tomorrow, Sunday."

There was a long pause on the other end of the line.

Then she was heard to mutter, "Well, darn, that explains why no one was at church this morning."
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Smith went to Canada to seek his fortune as a lumberjack. He met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give him a job.

"Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told him.
Smith didn't see this as a problem, so he went out with the Chainsaw and did his best.

He came back sweating like a pig. "Christ, how many trees did you cut down?" asked the foreman.

"6" he replied.

"What
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Discoveries and Inventions by Men and Women

Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things While Women STUCK to shopping.
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Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha.

Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke 'I Love You' zaroor kahega aur apne prem ka izhaar karega.
Usne raat ko apne mobile pe 'I Love You' likha aur us ladki ke number pe SMS send kar diya.

Jaise hi vo sone laga tabhi uske mobile pe ek message aaya lekin usne decide kiya ki vo messages subah uth kar, naha kar, mandir se vaapas aa
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