In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


What would happen If Mahabharata would happen in this era.... Enjoy Reading:

1. Kauravas would have starved to death with only 9 subsidized LPG cylinders for 102 of them.

2. When Bheem meets Hanuman, he would hand him t-shirts saying, 'Being Hanuman,' and then run him over.

3. Duryodhana would claim he did Draupadi's vastraharan because she didn't call him, "Bhaiya."

4. Media would target Shree Krishna as Dwarka was in Gujarat.
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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?"

Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
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Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things While Women STUCK to shopping.


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A picky lady customer at a Supermarket's fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered.

"Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper, please", the picky lady says to the saleslady.

Silently the sales lady serves the picky customer.

"And three kilo of apples, please, and wrap each and every one in a separate piece of paper, too."

Gritting her teeth, the saleslady once again obliges the picky customer.

"And what is that over there", the picky customer says as she points to a basket in the corner.

"Grapes,, says the saleslady with a big grin on her face, "but they are not for sale!!!"
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An English teacher spent a lot of time marking
grammatical errors in her students' written work. She was
not sure how much impact she was having until one overly
busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.


A student asked, "What's the matter, Mrs.Sheridan?"
"Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state.
After a slight pause the student tried again, "What was the
matter? What has been the matter? What migh thave been
the matter...?
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Husband: Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho???

Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster & increased output is trans mitted to adrenals which start secreting glucon to increase blood glucose level & to combatthis emergency, Pituitary output also increases which raises blood estrogen level, Causing vasodilation and I look PINK...

MORAL: Jyada padhi likhi biwi romance ki Mummy-Didi ek kar deti hai...
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