In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk.

"That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
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A young honeymoon couple was touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.

After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes.

"Gosh!" exclaimed the new bride. "You certainly have a dangerous job. Don't you ever get bitten by the snakes?"

"Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler.

"Well," she continued, "just what do you do when you're bitten
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Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?

I replied: I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !

She replied: No problem. I'll ask my son... Love you too... Bye and Take Care

And my wife read it and......

Saala, bhalaai ka to zamana hi nahi raha.
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I was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated.

"Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?"

he worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.

"And where does the money come out?" I asked.

He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM."
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After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to make a telephone call.

Since he didn't want anyone to take his drink, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The World's Strongest Weightlifter," and left it under his glass.

When he returned from making his call, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with new writing that said:

"Thanks for the treat!" It was signed, "The World's Fastest Runner."
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Ladka apni friend se:
Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga.

Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai;
Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga.

Uske jitne paise nahi hain;
Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga.

Aur kya chahiye tumhein????

Ladki: Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya...? Chal apne dost ka number de...
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