In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."

He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window.

"Could ye spare some victuals?" He asked.

The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she shouted.

"Could I have a pint of ale?"

"No!" she shouted.

"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"

"No!" she shouted again.

The vagabond said, "Might I please...?"

"What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.

"D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?"
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An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"

He wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was: "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Pappu: Shaadi.

Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Pappu: Dulha Banunga.

Teacher: Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge?

Pappu: Dulhan.

Teacher: Abbe!!! Matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge?

Pappu: Bahu launga.

Teacher: Arey bewakoof... Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

Pappu: Pota.

Teacher: Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Pappu: Hum do, hamare do !!!
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Gabbar was more than just a ruthless Dacoit he was also a management and marketing genius. Just have a look at all that we can learn from his enterprising character:

1. Jo Darr Gaya Samjho Marr Gaya!!
This is the most timeless lesson from Gabbar Singh. Courage and enterprise are the most important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented organization or a happy life.

2. Kitne Aadmi The ?
As part of business strategy, Gabbar
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A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone,
come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.


"No thank you," she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."


"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.


"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said.


"But, it has my husband pretty upset."
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Three construction contractors died and went to heaven - a Pakistani, a Chinese, and an Indian. When they got there St. Peter welcomed them warmly and asked if they could do him a favor before they entered heaven.

It seems that the Pearly gates were in need of some repair, and he wanted some estimates.

The Pakistani contractor looked the job over carefully and estimated the job at $900. When asked how he came up with that figure, he said, "$300 materials
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