Get all the jokes doing the rounds in the political arena.

 


A newly appointed health minister of a northern state (guess which?) whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official visit to the largest hospital in the Capital.

The Director of Medical Services took the minister round the operating theatres and general wards till they came to the women patients' section.

"This, sir, is the labour ward," explained the director.

The minister stopped in his tracks and said firmly, "I will not visit this ward. Don't you know we have a labour minister in the government? I must not trespass into his domain."
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Norias, Texas - Six men believed to be illegal aliens from Mexico were killed by a freight train while sleeping on the tracks.
"The train crew saw some debris on the tracks," said Letty Garza, a spokeswoman for the Border Patrol.
"That next split-second, they saw heads raise up and then six people were killed instantly."

Illegal aliens and transients sleep on the tracks because they think snakes won't get them there.
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At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.

The Israeli Consul began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I wanted to relay an old story to all of you...

When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt he had to go through deserts, and prairies, and even more deserts... The people became thirsty and needed water.

So Moses struck the side of a
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Vienna : An Austrian man narrowly escaped death when he fell onto an open dishwasher and was speared by a knife, Kronen Zeitung newspaper reported.
The 35 year old Tyrolean slipped on the tiled floor of a friends kitchen and fell backwards onto the machines cutlery basket.
A 12-cm (five inch) kitchen knife drove itself into the mans back, narrowly missing vital organs. He suffered serious injuries but his life is not in danger.
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President Zia-ul-Haq's trusted barber seemed to have become infected by the popular demand for the restoration of democracy. One morning while clipping the President's hair he asked, "Gareeb Pur war! When are you going to have elections in Pakistan?"

The President ignored the question with the contempt it deserved from a military dictator.

At the next hair-cutting session, the barber asked, "Aali jah! Isn't it time you redeemed your promise to hold elections
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Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands.

Finally, the president looked up and asked, "Just how many is a brazillion?"
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