Get all the jokes doing the rounds in the political arena.

 


A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to move from there!"
"But why?"
"He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!
He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn't contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"
"So how much has been collected so far?"
"Six litres!"
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A husband and wife pulled guns on each other and shot it out at church during a marriage counseling session after he arrived late, drinking a beer. Both were wounded. With a beer in one hand and a gun in the other, Michael Martin shot his wife as she tried to walk out of the meeting at St. James Episcopal Cathedral, their counselor said.
A bleeding Bonnie Martin pulled a pistol from her purse and shot her husband in the shoulder. The two took the gunbattle outside, where
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Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You cant do this. Im a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"
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Theek Hai - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh

It is a pro North Indian Budget - Shiv Sena spokesperson

I demand complete rollback of Union Budget - Mamta Banerjee

I will give 4.5 stars to Union Budget - Taran Adarsh

It is not good for middle class. I wished P Chidambaram had seen my shopping list - A middle class wife

The Union Budget is a blow to Modi - NTDV news anchor

I don't care; I have a boyfriend - a girl recently
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A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians.

A Congress man quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.

She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm the local MP and I hope you'll vote for me in the next General Elections."

She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"
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A gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out.

The Karachi dentist said, "Surely you have dentist in Islamabad! You did not have to come all this way to have your teeth attended to."

"We have no choice. In Islamabad we are not allowed to open our mouths," replied the man with the aching tooth.
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