A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting.
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yells, "PULL OVER!"
"NO," she yelled back over the sound of the siren, "It's a SCARF!"
Santa was having trouble with his computer. So he called the computer guy, over to his desk. He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Santa called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an "ID ten T" error." A puzzled expression ran over Santa's face. "An "ID ten T" error? What's that?.. in case I need to fix it again." "Haven't you ever heard of an "ID ten T" error before?" "No," replied Santa. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." He wrote..... I D 1 0 T
Tragically, three friends die in an horrific car crash, and they suddenly find themselves at the gates of heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gates and says, "Before I allow you to enter heaven I have to ask each of you a simple question." They look at each other, a little confused, and then wait for the question. "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?", asks St. Peter. The first