Joe was a successful computer programmer and a happy family man. His life was blessed with a loving wife, 2 kids, three cats and a dog. Joe loved taking Rusty the dog for his evening walk and was proud when his son, little Johnny, began asking to go along on Rusty's evening walks.
Little Johnny was an observant and curious child and one evening asked his father: 'Daddy, why does Rusty always sniff that phone pole when we take him for his walk?'
Well, Joe wasn't sure how he should answer his son. How DOES one explain the way animals mark their territory to a 6-year-old?
Stalling for time Joe asked, "What do you think he's doing Johnny?"
Johnny frowned in concentration, then brightened and said, "I know! I Know! He's checking his P-Mail!"
In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it: Take as many as u want, God is busy watching the Apples. Moral: NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generation...!!!
KID: Why some of your hairs are white, Dad? DAD: Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white... KID: Now I understand why Grandpa's all hairs are white... Moral: Don't be over smart with today's kids!
Child: Mummy why Gandhiji had no hair on his head? Mummy: Because he spoke truth only. Child: Now I understood why ladies have long hairs... The moral remains the same!
During the war between Israel and the Arab Countries an Arabic plane was shot down. The pilot was captured and the Israelis tries to get him to tell all technical details about the plane.
"How fast can it fly?"
The pilot says nothing and the Israelis gives him a good beating.
"How many rockets does the plane carry?"
Again the pilot doesn't responds and he get another good beating.