Banta is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred of trees for you in one day." So, Banta takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two trees
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is is how they answered:
"How does Jeeto like being pregnant?" Banta asked his friend Santa. "Oh, she's not pregnant," Santa replied, "she's expecting." "What's the difference?" Banta pressed. "Well, Santa explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet . . ."