Test 1 Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for her husband... Hubby: Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife: Which people??? Total silence...
Test 2 A couple sees a hot girl. Wife: So big, aren't they? Husband: Yes, they are!!! Wife: Are they Artificial? Husband: Hmmmm.... I think natural. Wife: Ear-rings and Natural ??? Total Silence...
And the best one... Test 3: Men will always be Men: Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said: "HARI OM" and rest of them said: "KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!"
5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 4.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3.The native language used to communicate with the other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2.The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative as "if you don t know why I m mad at you, then I m certainly not going to tell you". 1.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the conductor and said, "Pathan doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
By the time you read through this you will understand TANJOOBERRYMUTTS and then you will be ready to take on China! Believe me... you WILL understand!!! The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China...
Room Service: Morrin. Roon sirbees.
Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
Room Service: Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died. But until now, she'd never even been out of the country. So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and asking how long it would take to have one issued. "You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the passport clerk. "Raise your right hand, please." The old gal raised her right hand. "Do you swear to defend the Constitution of this country against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?" was the first question. The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled as she asked in a small voice, "Uhhh . . . all by myself ?"