Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees. The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees. A month later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has
Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. 'Banta yarr,' He said, 'I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month.' 'Hello! Hello!' replied Banta, 'I cannot hear you. The line is very faint.' Santa repeated more loudly, 'Send me Rs 500. I will return them soon.' "I cannot hear a word,' replied Banta, 'you ring me another time.' The operator who was listening, interrupted, 'The line is absolutely clear. Your friend in Delhi wants you to send him Rs 500.' Banta snapped back at the operator, 'If you can hear him clearly, why do not you lend him Rs 500?
Joe did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed.
"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? ...... and who are you?" he asked.
"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."
"WHAT!!? Are you saying, I'm dead? I don't want to die ..... I'm too young." said Joe. "If I