After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously
In Jail... Sanjay Dutt: Jailer Sahab, Mujhe Phir Se Baapu Dikh Rela Hai! Jailer: Kidhar? Sanjay Dutt: Wo Udhar, Dhoti Mein. Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu Hai Wo!!!
Akbar and one Gujju were best friends. The Gujju went to a Masjid for the 1st time with Akbar. Akbar enters the Masjid and says: Allah hu Akbar...... Gujjubhai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad: Allah, Hu Jignesss Patel.....
Two weeks after Santa is transfer into the promotion department, his old boss got a phone call. "You told me Santa was a responsible worker!" yelled the furious head of promotion. "Oh, he is," she confirmed. "In the year he worked in my department, the computer went down five times and had to be completely reprogrammed, the petty cash got misplaced six times, and I developed an ulcer. And each time Santa was responsible."
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 A.M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
A worldwide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So
Little Johnny at the swimming pool. Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you." "But everyone pees in the pool," said Johnny. "Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"