The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'What the heck,', and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.
A mallu woman went for a job interview for the post of a Secretary. The manager saw the woman's colourful clothes, gold jewellery, extra coconut oiled uncombed hair, and his mind was screaming: "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!"
Nevertheless, he had to interview her. So he told her, "If you make a sentence using all the words I give you, then maybe I'll give you a chance at the job! The words are: GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
Santa lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the Inspector's and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the Inspector. "I don't care, just do something about those drivers
The poor man was such a habitual drinker that even he was finally convinced that he was an alcoholic. At his family's urging he went to see a psychiatrist. After a lengthy consultation, the doctor sternly ordered that hereafter, every time the patient got drunk he was to report his transgression the very next day.
A few days later the patient staggered into the psychiatrist's office.
"I wanna report that I wash drunk last night," he mumbled.
"For heaven's sake, man, you're drunk right now! "cried the doctor.
"Yeah I know," said the patient, "but I'm gonna report this tomorrow...."