Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.
When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables and there's hardly standing room anywhere.
Banta scans the place a couple of times to find the restrooms, but to no avail. Finally, he spots a small stairway and scrambles up
If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox... When I open my mailbox, I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons. 10 Job companies have best jobs for me. 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me. Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying. 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And to top it all ... Approx 70-80 mails from Priya, Payal, & Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
Since the army is gradually talking over more and more functions of the police, there is much heartburning in police circles.
A constable who could not take the reduction of his status much longer, got talking to a jawan, "Bhai, I am told that you jawans of the army have to spend many years on the borders before you get leave. Meanwhile, your wives go on bearing children. Is this really true? How do you treat these ready-made children planted on you?"
The jawan replied cooly, "I do not think this is a common occurrence. But when it takes place we enrol these ready-made children, as you call them, into the police."
Santa and Banta were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. Santa said to Banta, "Please help yourself." Banta said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, Santa said, "really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!" Banta replied, "What are you complaining for; you have it, don t you?"