We ve all heard of the US Air Force's high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full
An Irish man walks into a bar and there's a 7 foot tall Bar Tender there. The Bar Tender punches the Irish Man on the face. The Irish man falls on the floor. He finally get up and says to the Bar Tender, "Listen Mate, was that a joke or were you serious?" The bar tender replies, "I was serious" "You better have been serious, cos I don't like jokes like that".
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM....... ROBIN HOOD!!!
The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood's arrow into two!
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!
The crowd cheers!!!
Finally, a third man in cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!!! It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!!
Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!!!