A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen. Intrigued, she knocked on the door.
Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail. Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: "Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar". His minister tried to calm him by saying: "How dare a man address such a letter to you?". Mr. Laloo replied sadly: "This does not bothers me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address."
A Columbian, Russian, Arab and a Parsi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors Dinner.
Columbian Drug Lord, "I have loads of money.... I want to buy world's rarest 10 Pens."
Russian, "I am a billionaire... I want to buy the world's 20 antique watches."
Arab Says, "That's nuthin, I am a rich prince... I intend to purchase world's top 50 Antique cars."
Then they wait for the Parsi to speak...
He stirs his Tea, bites into his Bun Maska, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip, leans back with hands on the head and softly says, "I am not Selling."
Santa and Banta apply for a job. Santa wants that Banta get the job, as he is less intelligent. On the interview day, Santa says, "First I will go inside and answer all the questions except the last one and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. So you go and answer and youll get the job." So Santa goes in. Employer: When did we get independence? Santa: Efforts began in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947 Employer: Good. Whos our PM?