One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on honeymoon tour. They saw Santa in front of Hospital (Bridge Candy) was trying to fill some form. So eagerly couple enquired "What are you doing Santa" Santa replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. Young Couple as per preshedule, they took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the very next day, they find Santa, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same
The Walton's invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr. Walton was asked what he did for a living. Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said, "Daddy is a fisherman!" To which Mrs. Walton replied, "Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman." "No mom. Every time we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says I just caught another fish
A group of people decide to prove that blondes are not really dumb. For this reason, they gather 80,000 natural blondes at Wembley stadium. A guy who's hosting the show randomly picks out one blonde and asks her to come down to the center. They are standing at the microphone as he asks her: "What's two times two?" "Five", answers the blonde and smiles. The guy shakes his head, but the whole stadium shouts, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Santa comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells Jeeto, "Get me a beer before it starts." His wife, Jeeto, and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, Banta says, "Get me another beer before it starts." Jeeto looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. Santa finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute now." Jeeto is furious now . She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ." Santa sighs and says, "It's started . . "
Santa went for his annual physical check up. All of his tests came back with normal results. His Dr. said, "Santa, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" Santa replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I pee