Girl: Hiiiiii. Boy: Hi. Girl: What happened? Boy: Nothing. Girl: No, say na what happened... You look soo sad. Boy: I'll ask you something... and you have to tell me the truth... will you? Girl: Ok, ask. Boy: Who is Raj loafer? He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on FB. who is the dumb idiot? Girl: Please don't say anything about him. Boy: Is he your ex boyfriend? Are you still in love with him? Girl
Laloo Prasad was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The instructor told Laloo, "Laloo ji, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say how are you . Then Mr. Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now you should say me too. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you." It looks quite simple, but the truth is .... When Laloo Prasad met Clinton, he mistakenly said, "Who Are you?". Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha... Then Mori replied confidently, "Me too, ha ha ha." Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "Can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. Then the judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked, the judge if he could say something on his wife's behalf. The judge said, "What is it?"
Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli: Iss bar koi Janwaron ke Doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge??
Pati: Woh Kyon ??
Biwi: Roz Subah Murge ki tarah Jaldi Uthh Jate ho... Ghode ki tarah Bhag-Bhag ke Office chale Jate ho... Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho... Lomadi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar report banate ho... Bandar ki tarah client ke ishare par nachte ho... Ghar aakar pariwar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho.... Aur fir bhainse ki tarah khaa kar so jate ho... Insaano ka Doctor tumhe kya theek kar payega !!!!
You must have all heard of ABCDs, ABCDEFs and ABCDEFGs, but have you heard an expansion covering the complete alphabet? Ok, here s the lighter side: An ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat Housed In Jersey Keeping Lotsa Motels Named Omkarnath Patel Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful!!!