The elderly minister was searching his closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents.
Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for their entire 25 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the minister asked her, "WHY?"
Santa and Banta are at work, digging a hole. Banta asks Santa other, "Why is that guy up there sitting under the tree while we do all the work?" Santa said that he doesn't know, so he goes up and asks him why. The guy under the tree says, "Because I have intelligence." Santa says, "What's that?" So the guy under the tree stands up and says, "Punch me as hard as you can." Santa winds up and punches him, but the intelligent guy moves away and the digger
1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall. 2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation. 3. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength. 4. The suburbs are exciting. 5. Good guys always shoot better than bad guys. 6. Good guys are always outnumbered. 7. Good guys always win and get the girl. 8. Good guys are always good looking. 9
A woman in her fifties is at home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.'
The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 55-year old ass?'
Pehle main bahut dukhi rehta tha. Hamesha rota rehta tha. Mujhse kaam nahin ho pata tha. Gharwalon ke taane sun ke ro diya karta tha. Phir maine is naye product ke baare mein suna, jiska naam tha !!!...WIFE...!!!
Ye 'Wife' vakai lajwaab hai.
Ab mein apni puri neend 2-3 ghante mein hi puri kar leta hun.
Duniya bhar ke taane aur gaaliyaan hass hass ke sun leta hun.
Kitni bhi musibat aaye khush rehta hun.
Dukh-Sukh ki tensions se upar uth gaya hun.
Swarg-Narak, sab yahin hain, ab ye bhi samaj aa gaya hai.
Ab toh dushmanon se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Sach mein, ye 'WIFE ' vakai asardaar hai. Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can handle this, I can handle anything!