During Terrorism days in Punjab, a terrorist before his daring escape from prison, had been photographed from four different angles.
The Punjab Police sent copies of the pictures to police chiefs all across the different police districts, with orders to notify the headquarter the moment an arrest was made.
The pictures were duly circulated in different police stations.
The next day, the the headquarter received a wireless from the ambitious Police Inspector of a remote Police Station:
"PICTURES RECEIVED. ALL FOUR SHOT DEAD WHILE RESISTING ARREST!"
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in our Santa's field. Santa, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. A few days later, local cops came out looking for the missing politicians, saw the crashed bus, and asked Santa where all the politicians had gone. Santa said, "I buried them all... out back." Inspector asked, "Were they ALL dead?" Santa replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how the politicians lie."
A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet" counseled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets,
Rohit (tall and very thin) was standing at the bus stop. Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves to him. Rohit was surprised but he recognized her... she was Jasmine an old batch mate but he wondered why she was calling him. Because she never gave a drop to anyone in the college but anyhow he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him a warm welcome ( kaise ho kya kar rahe ho etc). Then Jasmine asked him to have coffee with her and now Rohit was surprised. He gave consent
Santa and Banta went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!" They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.