Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparent's house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs:
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEWiPod. I PRAY FOR A NEW Play Station..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
Ek Ladki Thi Deewani Si, Dhawan Pe Wo Marti Thi, Choro Chori Chupke Chupke, Rohit Ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi, Nazrein Jhuka Ke, Kuch Sharma Ke, Rahane Se Baatein Kiya Karti Thi, Kabhi Kabhi Julfein Bikher Ke, Kohli Ki Galiyon Se Guzarti Thi, Kuch Kehna Tha Shayad Usko Raina Se, Per DHONI Se Vo Darti Thi, Jab Bhi Milti Thi Jadeja Se, Bas Yehi Pucha Karti Thi, . . . . . Yaar Tum Log Yuvraj Ke Bina World Cup Kaise Jeetoge?
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
Pappu ko hamesha apne papa se daant padti rehti thi kyunki vo studies mein below average tha.
Ek din jab dono ek saath baith kar TV dekh rahe the tab achanak Pappu bola: Papa! Dekhna jab main business karunga na, toh achche achchon ke haath mein katora pakda dunga.