One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw Santa and Banta eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked Santa.
"We don't have any money for food," Santa replied.
"Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.
"But, sir, I have a wife and three children!"
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
He turned to Banta and said
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A newlywed blonde phones her mother and sobs, "Steve doesn't appreciate the things I do for him."

"Now, now, dear," her mother replies, in an attempt to comfort her. "I'm sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young bride wails, "I bought a frozen turkey loaf for Thansgiving and he screamed at me because of the price."

"Well, that is being a little cheap," the mother agrees. "Those turkey rolls don't cost more than a few of
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If you purchased Rs 1,00,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 4,900 today.


If you purchased Rs 1,00,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 3,300 today.


If you purchased Rs 1,00,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 0.0 today.


But, if you purchased Rs 1,00,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have Rs. 21,400/- !!!


Imagine, the above said returns is just an addition on top of all the entertainment you got by drinking beer (which is not accountable in terms of money).


Think Smart! Cheers!
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On their way home, after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.

"Oh, it's not over yet." He said.

Once home, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and inside are two small tablets.

She asked, "But what are these two little pills?"

"Aspirin." The man replied.

"But, I don't have a headache." She said.

"There you go, I told you the evening wasn't over yet!" he snidely said.
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A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested, then suddenly a whiskey came along.
Pizza thought: "Ok. I'll let him pass, there's no hurry."
Two minutes later another whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, but two minutes later when the next one got there, pizza stoped him, "What's going on out there?" it asked.
"Why, there's a party going on!! It's great! They're having the most fun!!" the whiskey replied.
And pizza said, "Great, I'll go check it out!"
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