Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly, "Together, together, together."
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town, and I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don't even know the way to the post office!"
Ladka: Theek hai, mat batao, main kaun sa tumhe apni BMW mein bitha raha hun.
Ladki: Mein Sheila hun, B.Com second year mein padti hun. Saamne waali gali mein seedhe haath ki tarf chauthe number pe ghar hai mera - House number 322B top floor. Ghar mein mummy, papa aur ek chota brother hai. Aur haan, shaam ko 6-8 baje tak tution jaati hun.
Ladka: Ok, thanks, jis din BMW lunga us din zaroor bithaunga.
There was an artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. His model showed up and, after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work. He told her not to bother, since he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some