A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horses mane, but cannot seem to get a frim grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world twenty feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another twenty feet, and the guy joined him a moment later. The diver went down even farther and the same guy was right behind him. The confused diver took out out his waterproof chalkboard and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?" The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you freakin moron...!"
1. They believe in saving. 2. Still they go out & buy expensive clothes. 3. Always buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear. 4. Never hav anything 2 wear, but always dress beautifully. 5. Always dress beautifully, but never satisfied. 6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them. 7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and George looked out of the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from