One Sunday morning, the minister told the congregation that he was going to say a series of words, and he wanted them to sing the song that came to mind, when he said each word. The first word he said was "rock" They immediately started singing "Rock of Ages." The second word he said was "Blood" and they sang "Power in the Blood." The third word was "Cross" and they began singing "The Old Rugged Cross." The fourth word he said was "Sex", everyone gasped and then it got very quiet, then way in the back of the church an 87 yr old lady stood up and started singing "Memories."
Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend: 1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..! 2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend kuch bhi nahi...! 3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!!
Same Girl after having a boyfriend: 1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe..!! 2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi, I can't leave him and mein uske bin nahin rah sakti..!! 3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai, he loves me a lot..!!
Santa, a small town prosecuting attorney, called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Kapoor, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Santa. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven
One day Johnnie goes up to his mother and asks:"Mom, how old are you?" Mom: "That's a personal question. You don't ask those kinds of personal questions to women." "How much do you weigh?" Mom: "You're too young to understand that you don't ask those kind of questions to women." "Why did Dad leave us?" Mom: "You're too young to understand that too, I'll tell you when you're older" So Johnnie goes back to school and tells his friend: "My mom doesn
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. This is exciting, thought the gentleman. Ive always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps Ill be able to see him in person. Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. Im really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, hell ask me
As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working.
Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the wife was upstairs and the husband was downstairs on the telephone. He was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet his neighbor.
"Give this to your wife," he said thrusting a roll of toilet paper into his hands. "She's been yelling for it for 20 minutes!"