An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?" The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, "Four." The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Before answering
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello Class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class, remember it has an "r" after the first letter." A few days later the regular teacher is still sick. When Little Johnny gets to his desk, the teacher asks him what her name is. Johnny thinks hard and then says, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter." "That's right." she coaxed. Then after a few second, Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
Ek Student Ko Apni Life Me Khud Par Sabse Zyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ? Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho, Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake Kahe: Copy Chhupa Lo, Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai... Kasam Se, Seena Kushi Se Chauda Ho Jaata Hai...
A School Inspection Inspector: Ek bade Ccientist Ka Naam Batao? Student: Alia Bhatt..!! Inspector: Aap Ye Sikhate Ho School Mein? Teacher: Ye Totla Hai Sir... Ye Bol Raha Hai... ARYABHATT
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
A country club didn't allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week.
The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women's club and became very active.
After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women's club complaining about the men, urinating on the golf course. Naturally, they just ignored the matter.
After another 6 months, they received another letter reminding them of the previous letter and demanding action.
After due deliberation they sent the women a letter advising them that they had been granted equal privileges!