Texas A&M Study Calls Obama 5th Best President From a total of 44 US Presidents, Obama is rated the 5th best. The A&M's Public Relations Office released this statement: After only 6 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best President ever.
These are the details according to Texas A&M: 1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first. 2. Twenty three presidents tied for second. 3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third. 4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and... 5. Obama came in fifth.
Several weeks after Banta had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you've ever had." "Well," Banta said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
Santa and Banta, two sky divers having tired of all the ordinary stunts, decided to set a world record by free falling to within 100 feet of the ground before opening their chutes.
Having jumped from 8000 feet, the two came plummeting toward the earth.
When this altimeter read 100, Banta shouted to Santa, "Now?"
"No, not now!"
"Now?" Banta screamed at 50 feet.
"Not yet!"
"Come on," Banta shrieked, "it's only ten feet!"
"For God's sake, Banta," Santa yelled, "haven't you ever fallen from ten feet before?"