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Banta was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time.
He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the coffee, Banta realised he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"Boxer!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at Banta's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, Banta let another, slightly larger one go.
"BOXER!" she called out sharply.
"I've got it made," thought Banta to himself, "one more and I'll feel fine."
So he let loose a really big one.
"BOXER!!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he shits on you!"
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Banta Singh and Santa Singh enrolled at the astronaut-training program at Houston, Texas. Before starting the program, the coordinator warned them that they would not be allowed a drop of alcoholic drink during the program and that they had to certify this in writing.
Both agreed to this condition and began their training. After 2 months, both of them began to desperately crave for alcohol. They hatched up several schemes like trying to bribe the guard, but he would have
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During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled,

"How'd you do that?"
"I could tell you, sir", the magician answered, "But then I'd have to kill you."
After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then... just tell my wife!"
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Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
Banta comes in and asks Santa, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Santa: Some things you just can't explain.
Banta: So what happened that is so horrible?
Santa: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my buffallo milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.
Banta: That's not so bad, what's the big deal?
Santa
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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the exam was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.
All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood.
So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw.
The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw.
Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw.
And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw.
And Esau Wood sawed wood.
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