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Husband: Mom, called me and she is coming tomorrow, her train will reach by 4 O' Clock.

Wife: What! She came just 4 months back, right? Why is she coming now? Tomorrow is Sunday, I thought of getting up late, but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that too morning 4:00 o'clock. Where will she get an auto at that time? I will not make any warm breakfast, she will have to do with biscuits and bread. The kids will also not go to play, as she spoils them by getting
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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Santa and Banta meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Banta has a little dog with him and, on the next green when Banta out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs.
Santa is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog's and says..., "That dog is really talented! What does it do if you miss a putt??"
Banta:"Somersaults."
Santa: "Somersaults!!!!!! How many of them does it do?"
Banta: "Mmm, depends on how hard I kick it up the ass!"
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Harry and Sheila were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that Harry was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Sheila acted quite unconcerned.

Their waitress watched as Harry slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, Sheila appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that Harry had disappeared under the table.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

Sheila calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh, no he didn't. In fact, my husband just walked in the front door."
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Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha.

Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke 'I Love You' zaroor kahega aur apne prem ka izhaar karega.
Usne raat ko apne mobile pe 'I Love You' likha aur us ladki ke number pe SMS send kar diya.

Jaise hi vo sone laga tabhi uske mobile pe ek message aaya lekin usne decide kiya ki vo messages subah uth kar, naha kar, mandir se vaapas aa
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English and Hindi always Contradict...

English: The sooner the better...
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai...

English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here...
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the...

English: Don't wait, fight for your rights...
Hindi: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai...

...and the most striking of all,
English: As wise as an owl...
Hindi: Ullu ka Pattha...
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