These two cows are in standing in a field. One says "Hey, are you worried about that Mad Cow's Disease?" The other one answers "Nah, it can't affect me, I'm a rabbit."
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you." The frog said, "that's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," said the psychic, "next semester in her biology class."
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man...
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane.
The second man explains, I'm a Drug Enforcement Agency officer and the dog is a Sniffer dog. His name is Smithy and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put
At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, "All the best my brother.... good luck....."
Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother another Lion grabs the mouse and asks, "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother?"
The Mouse replied, "I was also a lion before I got married.
GOD created the DONKEY and told him, 'You will work tireless from sunrise up to sunset, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat grass. You will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!' The DONKEY answered, 'I will be a DONKEY, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years!' and God gave him 20 years. GOD created DOG and told him ' You will look after man's house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give